Last night I decided to go the local poker club with a mate of mine called Quinny. Was just for a 30£ freezeout just a good bit of fun in the evening. Everyone had sat at there tables ready for the game to commence and Quinny does his usual thing and decides to tell us one of his jokes It gave the table a good laugh, So here it is...Dolly Parton and the Queen die on the same day, There spirits both go to the gates of heaven where they find God waiting outside for them. They both get ready to go through the gates when God suddenly stops them..
"I'm sorry Dolly, your Majesty but there is only one place left in heaven I'm afraid!"
Dolly Parton "What do you mean?!"
God "Well you are both going to have to compete for the place and prove to me who is more worthy to be here!"
So Dolly looks at the queen in an evil glare and suddenly flops her breasts out and starts juggling them about shouting
"Look at these, surely there why I should be in heaven there perfect!"
The Queen looks at Dolly in disgust but instead of saying anything rude she slowly walks off to a toilet where she flushes the chain without even uttering a word. Dolly looks at the Queen with a baffled face.
So Dolly asks "OK God who is worthy to enter the gates of heaven?!"
God replies "I'm sorry Dolly, come in your majesty make yourself at home"
Dolly shouts "Why does she deserve to be in heaven God, all she did was flush a stupid toilet chain?!"
God replies "Come on Dolly, everyone knows in heaven a Royal flush beats a Pair!"
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